Dark Paradise
white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is


cumberbabekarin:

"MTV, welcome to my world." - Beyoncé

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS PERFORMANCE! It’s perfection and #‎QueenBey‬ is FLAWLESS 

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FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

(Source: officialunitedstates)


laughliveandlovee:

 

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)


I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

leahlove15:

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

THIS.